I've always wanted to be Chuck Norris. Why?
1. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
2. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
5. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
6. Chuck Norris can speak braille.
7. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
9. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin
10. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
The list is endless. Keep watching this space for more Chuck Norris facts!!
1 comment:
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